Newcastle Untied...and gout - Time to unite & cure our club of this cancer for good
Anyone who has ever had gout will know just how excruciating it is. "Like walking on one's own eyeballs" is how Charles Dickens described it.
The continuing debacle that is ever-present under the present Newcastle dis-United regime is analogous with this particular foot ailment...they both have a cure which will take the pain away for good!
Just when we think things are on the up and the dawn of a new era is finally on the horizon, the pain comes back in the big toe - similarly, more lies and deceit from the cockney fatty and his cronies.
The solution is simple, painless and will ultimately be very satisfying. What is called for is solidarity amongst us, the ticket-paying thousands... again to do with feet - SO VOTE with them!
Fatty believes that fanaticism overrules common sense, and to a certain extent he's right. He's even attempted to mix with us at the odd game so he's fairly confident we will renew season tickets, buy the new strips and any other tat he can eke out of China.
This really is the only chance we have to be rid of the grinning ****.
Don't buy anything, only go to away matches. Support any other local team other than the one currently under his jurisdiction, be it Gateshead, Whitley Bay, Blyth Spartans or Wallsend! If you buy anything from him you're only feeding him, so don't!
HE WILL LET YOU FUND MEDIOCRITY FOREVER, OR EVEN LONGER... PERHAPS UNTIL THE MACKEMS MAKE IT BACK INTO THE CHAMPIONSHIP... well, perhaps not that long!
