Watch Joelinton score 30-yard screamer as Newcastle lead Morecambe 6-0 - Video

I can't quite believe what I'm writing.

Joelinton has scored two and we're 6-0 up (yes, SIX) at Morecambe in tonight's Carabao Cup clash, with the Brazilian scoring a 30-yard screamer to make it four.

Watch the £40m man's brilliant strike here, which saw him cut inside, burst past his man and unleash a curled effort into the top corner from 30 yards out:

The first goal came from Joelinton via close range finish and sharp pass from Almiron - his third assist in four appearances already this season!

Elsewhere, Jacob Murphy has been outstanding so far, playing a key part in all three of our opening goals. He set up Almiron's second and then scored a superb solo goal of his own to make it 0-3 soon after.

Joelinton made it 0-4 with his stunning strike showed above, and Hayden then rattled in a powerful fifth to send us into the break with FIVE.

Lascelles has just got in on the act himself to make it 0-6, heading home from a Ritchie corner five minutes into the second half!

2020, eh...

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